about the author

Kristeene was born in Masterton, New Zealand, and graduated from Otago University after studying geography, statistics and postgraduate philosophy. She has spent the majority of her working life in Information Technology. She has always had an active imagination and began putting her thoughts on paper while writing speeches, then decided to try her hand at writing a novel. Kristeene has just recently gotten into stand-up comedy after attending a course at the New Zealand Comedy School in Wellington. She currently lives in Wellington, New Zealand with her three cats.

about the book

Amelia is 49, fast approaching 50, single, long-term dateless and constantly brooding over a lost love of 25 years ago. She passes the years fantasising over Gary Guzzler, an aging rock star, whom she has loved and idolised since she was a teenager, and who has begun touring again after a long hiatus. She is forever daydreaming about meeting Gary and falling in love.


Laura, Amelia’s friend and total nymphomaniac, wants her to get over her lost love and unhealthy fascination with Gary Guzzler, so suggests she have a go at online dating because it is “cheaper than Botox, liposuction or counselling.” To get her started, Laura treats Amelia to a three-month online dating subscription for her 50th birthday.


It is only for three months. What could possibly go wrong? Will she meet her dream man, or forever remain within her dreams?

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